some days i miss the open ocean

On the Subject of Trials and Tribulations of a Writer

windscryer Mar 31, 2012 16:34

So I've been listening to epic music today, some of it on the recommendation of a good friend, and reading stories of epic adventures and triumph over evil and all that rot and, well, now I'm feeling the urge to follow the trend and do something epic myself ( Read more... )

my muse is a cruel mistress, waitwhut?, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, one of those days i get all: determined, ohmychuck!, rattlers in my stomach, stop! hammertime., stand back--she might asplode, snark is my anti-drug, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, *spazzes flails and dies*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, goals i haz them, *facepalm*, zomj!!!!!, writing is harder than it looks, \o/, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, i'm sort of freaking out, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, oops! i did it again, making words my bitches since 1982, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), *headdesk*, i can haz explanashun?, plotting against the neighbors--again, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, *drama queen*, i did it for the lulz, no i don't have anything better to do., notquitethinkythoughts, *conflicted but determined*, just when you think it's safe..., project: scriptfrenzy, i can't blame this on alcohol, wtf maja are you on drugs?, life experience is good for you--no rly, and then? i totally fainted., okay random, companion in waiting, brb have to go die now, the other girl who waited, what is this i don't even, all your world are belong to me, one of those days i-- squirrel!, i know where i've been

All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012

windscryer Mar 18, 2012 18:12

Or, How RIAA Seduced Hollywood Into a Murder-Suicide Pact.

Originally posted by tahirire at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
Originally posted by roguebitch at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
Originally posted by nrrrdy_grrrl at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
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have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, remind me to kill you later, waitwhut?, this is like so important omj, there is not enough prozac in the world, *not amused*, ohmychuck!, stop! hammertime., i fear for humanity's future. thanks., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, who put lsd in my lemonade?, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, more ridiculous than aliens invading, does not want, snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., pass the lube please, signal boost, winged bears? it's the end times!, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, where did i put my holy water?, exorcizamus te omnis immundus spiritus o, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, today would be much easier if i drank, i'm sort of freaking out, *iz confused*, fandom - 0; rl - 1000000, brb stocking the panic room with ammo, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *headdesk*, no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, *cries*, i can haz explanashun?, plotting against the neighbors--again, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, this is not my joking face, don't make me get the whump stick, just when you think it's safe..., one of those days i get all: weepy, our doom is at hand!, *hotch!face*, that's gonna leave a mark, ranty rant, what is this i don't even, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, karmic puppies 4 sale, *watching the skies*, fuck you very much, some people's kids

My Serenity Prayer/DEATH TO ACTA!

windscryer Feb 09, 2012 07:51

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the broken tear ducts and seized diaphragm to keep from sobbing like a little child through it all.

And now I am doubly pissed because for the first time there is going to be a protest near enough that going would be possible and it's ( Read more... )

there is not enough prozac in the world, fml, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, i fear for humanity's future. thanks., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hates*, snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, goals i haz them, winged bears? it's the end times!, *bleepitybleepbleep*, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, today would be much easier if i drank, oops! i did it again, one of those days i get all: killey, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, rl haz kidnapped me--halp!, *sadface*, *passes out*, some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, no i don't have anything better to do., tgi... dammit!, i can't blame this on alcohol, our doom is at hand!, *hotch!face*, and then? i totally fainted., ;_;, brb have to go die now, i dun gone an' b0rked myself, i know where i've been, some people's kids, have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, waitwhut?, caution: raging bitch ahead, this is like so important omj, *not amused*, rattlers in my stomach, stop! hammertime., halp!, stand back--she might asplode, my pimp hand; let me show you it, let silence speak all the words i cannot, via ljapp, whine and cheese hour on the patio, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, i'm sort of freaking out, bring on the rain!, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *cries*, i can haz explanashun?, srslywtf?, this is not my joking face, just when you think it's safe..., one of those days i get all: weepy, wtf maja are you on drugs?, ranty rant, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, #protest, karmic puppies 4 sale, fuck you very much

Unbe-freaking-lievable.

windscryer Feb 06, 2012 10:11

Dear Life,

Fuck you, too.

Sincerely,
Me

have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, fml, *not amused*, ohmychuck!, stop! hammertime., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, halp!, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, reasons i belong in a plastic bubble, via ljapp, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, today would be much easier if i drank, i'm sort of freaking out, oops! i did it again, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), *headdesk*, *cries*, dear blank/sincerely blank, i can haz explanashun?, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, *passes out*, i use too many tags/this is one of them, don't make me get the whump stick, just when you think it's safe..., one of those days i get all: weepy, tgi... dammit!, i can't blame this on alcohol, wtf maja are you on drugs?, and then? i totally fainted., life experience is good for you--no rly, ;_;, brb have to go die now, god *has* to love me, karmic puppies 4 sale, fuck you very much, i know where i've been

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Big Brother is stroking Ceiling Cat's head and watching. You ought to be ashamed, you pervert.

windscryer Jan 31, 2012 18:03

So we defeated SOPA and PIPA and that's awesome, right?

Not so much. Now Congress has decided that instead of pirates, we're all pedophiles.

(Yeah, you read that right.)

According to the Protect Our Children Act of 2008, if an ISP gains proof that you're a pedophile, they're supposed to keep your information and turn it over to the authorities for ( Read more... )

soapbox, i can haz explanashun?, waitwhut?, this is like so important omj, srslywtf?, *not amused*, some days i miss the open ocean, #activism, this is not my joking face, stop! hammertime., i fear for humanity's future. thanks., just when you think it's safe..., our doom is at hand!, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., signal boost, *bleepitybleepbleep*, winged bears? it's the end times!, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, what is this i don't even, #protest, all your world are belong to me, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, no srsly wtf are you doing guys?

If this day ends without tears...

windscryer Jan 31, 2012 07:33

...I'm buying myself a present because I will be the most badass motherfucker in the Valley of Repression.

there is not enough prozac in the world, fml, and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, does not want, snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, goals i haz them, i will always be a united states sailor, winged bears? it's the end times!, *facepalm*, today would be much easier if i drank, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), *headdesk*, rl haz kidnapped me--halp!, *sadface*, *passes out*, i have an attack impala. your move., some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, *drama queen*, tgi... dammit!, i can't blame this on alcohol, our doom is at hand!, and then? i totally fainted., okay random, ;_;, companion in waiting, brb have to go die now, the other girl who waited, what is this i don't even, all your world are belong to me, i know where i've been, waitwhut?, *not amused*, rattlers in my stomach, stop! hammertime., halp!, stand back--she might asplode, escuse me have you seen my marbles?, this is why i write, whine and cheese hour on the patio, okay yoda, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, i'm sort of freaking out, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, bring on the rain!, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *cries*, srslywtf?, notquitethinkythoughts, *conflicted but determined*, just when you think it's safe..., i overshare because i overcare, one of those days i get all: weepy, wtf maja are you on drugs?, life experience is good for you--no rly, ranty rant, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, karmic puppies 4 sale

I only say this because I'm tired of the number of Demotivators I've seen lately on this subject.

windscryer Jan 26, 2012 18:12

Dear People Who Say Religion Causes War,

Wrong. Intolerant or misguided assholes cause war. Religion is just the handy excuse they front for their bad/selfish choices.

Sincerely,
Food Doesn't Cause Obesity Either, Lack of Self Control (Among Other Factors) Does

dear blank/sincerely blank, i can haz explanashun?, waitwhut?, caution: raging bitch ahead, caution: wank ahead, srslywtf?, there is not enough prozac in the world, *not amused*, some days i miss the open ocean, this is not my joking face, stop! hammertime., no i don't have anything better to do., don't make me get the whump stick, and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', snark is my anti-drug, insomnia turns off my tact button, via ljapp, my pimp hand; let me show you it, whine and cheese hour on the patio, okay random, ranty rant, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, i know where i've been, some people's kids, no srsly wtf are you doing guys?

checks calendar Is it 2011 or 1984?

windscryer Jan 24, 2012 16:54

EDIT: Apparently it's NEITHER. It's 2012. Awkward. (Thanks to @TexasArtChick for the correction. :D)

Originally posted by electricdruid at The fiasco continues

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have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, waitwhut?, this is like so important omj, there is not enough prozac in the world, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, *not amused*, ohmychuck!, stop! hammertime., i fear for humanity's future. thanks., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, does not want, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, my pimp hand; let me show you it, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, this is why i write, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, winged bears? it's the end times!, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, today would be much easier if i drank, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *headdesk*, no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, i can haz explanashun?, i have an attack impala. your move., some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, this is not my joking face, don't make me get the whump stick, just when you think it's safe..., our doom is at hand!, i can't blame this on alcohol, what is this i don't even, #protest, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, fuck you very much

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Productivity is overrated. So is rating things.

windscryer Jan 08, 2012 14:59

Yay! Finally fixed a tag that was bugging me!

Gimme a break, okay? That's the most productive thing I've managed in, like, three days. :P

shiiiiiiny!, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, stop! hammertime., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, goals i haz them, *facepalm*, zomj!!!!!, writing is harder than it looks, today would be much easier if i drank, william tell i am not, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, *headdesk*, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, i did it for the lulz, notquitethinkythoughts, i overshare because i overcare, just when you think it's safe..., our doom is at hand!, i can't blame this on alcohol, *hotch!face*, candycanes and lollipops for all! \o/, wtf maja are you on drugs?, and then? i totally fainted., okay random, dumb people are funny, writer's block, all your world are belong to me, one of those days i-- squirrel!

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headdesk

windscryer Jan 08, 2012 14:46

I am officially so bad at ending fics that it hurts. Most of the time I get lost and can't find it. But now I've started bulldozing right past it going, "GUYS. IT'S TOTALLY OVER HERE." *walks face first into wall*

*just keeps... walking*

waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, stop! hammertime., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, goals i haz them, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, winged bears? it's the end times!, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, one of those days i get all: derpy, writing is harder than it looks, today would be much easier if i drank, *iz confused*, william tell i am not, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, oops! i did it again, *headdesk*, i can haz explanashun?, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, notquitethinkythoughts, *conflicted but determined*, just when you think it's safe..., i can't blame this on alcohol, *hotch!face*, wtf maja are you on drugs?, and then? i totally fainted., okay random, brb have to go die now, dumb people are funny

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